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hey
hey catherine
hey
guess what
no
no dick slappin’ for me.
Butttttttttt…… You’re frustrated… Sexually! What better way to take that away than through abuse and sex! DICK SLAP! JUST DO IT! If you don’t like it, no harm to foul!
I’m perfectly fine with the abuse, man. Just not the sex, mannnnn. HOW CAN YOU SAY JUST DO IT. HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT. I HAVE ISSUES.
I can say just do it because… BECAUSE I SAID SO! DOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIITTTTT!
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hey
hey catherine
hey
guess what
no
no dick slappin’ for me.
Butttttttttt…… You’re frustrated… Sexually! What better way to take that away than through abuse and sex! DICK SLAP! JUST DO IT! If you don’t like it, no harm to foul!
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Casually dying of sexual frustration
Go get dick slapped!
(via iamyourhuckleberry)
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Ok, I am a lesbian but this shit fucking hilarious
D;OAIWEJFKLASDFOHIJKN I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. Thank you for tagging me in this. Yes.
YOU ARE FUCKING WELCOME! KYLE, RAYA, AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING!
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Ok, I am a lesbian but this shit fucking hilarious
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THEY KEEP TELLING ME I’M A DAMN “NATURAL MOTHER!” FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
But I guess it’s okay cause I do want kids someday… When I have enough money to give them what they need and some of what they want. Damn, I am a sucker for kids… Except brats, like one of my cousins… Talked about that today
(via zodiacsociety)
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(via kamiethefrog)
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Belt loops= the best thing ever!
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Belt loops= the best thing ever!
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(via fattymcghee)
